About me!

I have an exam tomorrow but I just have a strong urge to blog. Weird! But I just had to give in. What about?This post is not going to be an update about what I’ve been upto (assuming someone’s actually going to read this!). It’s “About me.” Not me. But the one question that manages to stump so many people. It is unbelievable! Talk about when you are trying to woo a girl you want to marry. Big deal. Huge Deal! And if you are choosing an online medium to get to her, you better make your first impression good. Being a rich businessman cannot be your USP!

Here are some real harebrained ones:

 

• Ok a relatively normal guy looking for a not so normal girl to live a extrodinary and certainly not so normal life. Interested? (Abnormality personified! Not so interested, thank you!)
• Hmmmm,,,,tough task, but still I will try to narrate myself (Narrate what, again?)
• I think there is sufficient stuff over the course of time that one would come to know coz that is how human works.(Ah ha! How insightful! I will wait a lifetime before I hit “interested”)
• Simple and humble person with interest in book reading, music listening and traveling. Have deep roots of love and bonding with my family. (I’ve heard of reading books and book-keeping. Is this something between the two???? Just wondering!)
• Im a chill max guy, i like to party everynite. i did ma b.tech in iitm. ma salary is 15pa. i love playin sports.  (Ma brotha here is totally rad! Give it up ya’ll for Chill Max! Yo!)
• Hi, I am a Banker. I believe in my self and my God. I like adventures in life. SO when my parents ask me for my marriage I Was thinking to do something advetures tha’s why I am creating this ID to have some adventure in finding out my Partner…..(Living on the edge….of sanity…eh?)
• good guy in looking and thinking. very about people around his. Nice in helping to others. Interest in music. (Around his what??? )
• hi I’m xxx. I’m searching good girl how can understand me & walk with me till death. she can live wit me in my rosedays as well as in my bad days. (I’d still understand the “rose days!” but walking till death? Ever considered a car? A BMW would certain do the trick… Wait.. am I missing the point here? )
• I do not want boozing girl. (I am still trying to figure this one out…)
• Person looking for well versatile bride and either professional or non-professional. All the best.(Thanks! I need the wishes! Well versatile…hmmm…well…oh…never mind!)
• Life starts with strangers – the whole atom is formed when three strangers meet – Electron, Proton and Neutron. Together they decide to give way to the attractions and repulsion forces and form tis atom to life, then why the heck in this world we try to overpower attractions or repulsins and try to lead things with our so called power of mind, so i am here looking for that one stranger to start m life….(Help me! This guy is totally screwing with one of my favorite subjects, Physics…or is it Psychology:p)

 

This is but a snapshot and I have to stop now..else I will flunk tomorrow.. 

With placements after my exams, my insanity is set to hit new highs. And my shrink has told me to keep a journal. Only he doesn’t know I am doing it online and I am actually stalking his son for 43 days now.

Ciao!

From My Fair Lady…

Freddy Speak and the world is full of singing,
And I’m winging Higher than the birds.
Touch and my heart begins to crumble,
The heaven’s tumble, Darling, and I’m… Eliza Words!
Words! Words! I’m so sick of words!
I get words all day through;
First from him, now from you! Is that all you blighters can do?
Don’t talk of stars Burning above; If you’re in love,
Show me! Tell me no dreams
Filled with desire. If you’re on fire,
Show me! Here we are together in the middle of the night!
Don’t talk of spring! Just hold me tight!
Anyone who’s ever been in love’ll tell you that
This is no time for a chat! Haven’t your lips
Longed for my touch? Don’t say how much,
Show me! Show me! Don’t talk of love lasting through time.
Make me no undying vow. Show me now!
Sing me no song! Read me no rhyme!
Don’t waste my time, Show me!
Don’t talk of June, Don’t talk of fall!
Don’t talk at all! Show me!
Never do I ever want to hear another word.
There isn’t one I haven’t heard.
Here we are together in what ought to be a dream;
Day one more word and I’ll scream!
Haven’t your arms Hungered for mine?
Please don’t “expl’ine,” Show me! Show me!
Don’t wait until wrinkles and lines
Pop out all over my brow,
Show me now!

“I checked it yesterday, F%$^er!”

That’s what I heard when I came in to the Zoo this morning! Ah! A lovely place to work. Billingsgate greets you early in the morning! The phones blaring with on-siteguys complaining about the offshore in-competencies! Then suddenly all is quiet.

“They here as if they are coming to college!” says a senior about his newly joined junior. The girl being referred to, has been here for a few weeks. She is hyper and I don’t know her too well. She talks animatedly with her hands making vigorous gestures. She managed to catch the eyes of some senior guys here. There is a huge Mal guy. Bloody bugger wasn’t in office when she came. When he set his eyes on her, he signals to other male lechers, asking who she is. “New resource!” said somebody. “Since when??” asked the Mal. He was told. Now all this was happening right before me. They were behind my monitor and I heard all and saw all. Then the Mal comes to his senses and shoots a glance at me to check if I was tuned into their conversation. I continued to punch the keyboard.. There is nothing wrong with enquiring about a new team member. But it wasn’t just that. And you know what I mean.

I could cite a hundred and one such incidents that, if brought to the notice of the authorities, should have got these guys into huge trouble. But I am skeptical about the system here. They may not take minor offenses seriously. “Oh! Come on! All men do it! ” was what many friends say. Though I know it is the truth, it makes my blood boil to know that 95% of Indian males have no bloody respect for women.

A long boring day ahead with nothing to look forward to. Yesterday was a productive day. I usually tend to do a lot more useful work when I dont log in messenger. I love chatting with my friends. And it get kinda addictive. Had a really fun chat with a future batchmate last night. We are in the same frequency and we had a good fun taking each other’s trip.

Work is very boring off late. oh! I can go on boring you guys about it as well.. But I will stop.

 Doggie Count for the day : 47